Thick bloody lip

I am sometimes screaming, blaring and cursing so I guess some of you think I deserve some punishment. Well your dreams became true, it happened – in a quite ridiculous way though:
I am walking in my flat, drinking a nearly empty bottle of water. I have it high in the air to reach the last water when I pass a door. You can imagine what happened then: The bottle is too high in the air and strikes back into my face. Baang, blood, it hit me.
If I could only declare it would have been a big fight but no … the truth is quite disappointing.
Just like you will be disappointed about such a boring post!